BEAVER QUOTE BOARD

The game of rugby union has long held an association with attracting affluent, intelligent professionals such as doctors, lawyers and surveyors and despite the move from the amatuer days of the game to the now professional times little has changed. The Canucks club has long been regarded as a magnet for genius. With this in mind and for the good of humanity the Beaver Quote Board has been established so that the many wise and humourous utterances of this great club are recorded for the ages.

Please note: Efforts by characters such as Ryan "Hamburglar" Remington to attain a place in this historical text by uttering imbecilic quotes will hold no sway. Our shenaningans are cute and funny, Hamburglar's are cruel and sad, which means they're not really shenanigans at all, but evil shenanigans.

"Can someone drive me from the south?" -80/20

The following are rough transcripts from various emails this year:
"Hey boys I'm back from injury and ready to play in any grade I'm needed."
"My hamstring feels good, I'll see you all Saturday."
"My injured cuticle is at 90%, I'll strap it up and be good to go for third div."
"Sorry I haven't been able to get on the field much this season but I've been crazy busy with work and been troubled by injuries. I'm all healed up and keen to play now."
"My heel is still buggered, but I should be able to play next week. I am going for and x-ray, but I do not think that it is broken. I will let you know. I am still up for some 3rd XV playoff action if you need me. Cheers, Murphy"
We look forward to the next instalment Murph.

"Old age and treachery will defeat youth and ability every time." -Anonymous

"Nice Nuts." "Go Nuts". "Nuts inside." -Drunken Canucks fans

"God invented beer to stop rugby players from taking over the world." -Anonymous

"Speak English you git." -Beavers to one of those horrible foreigners from the old country